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Lyla (◡‿◡✿) Sariwolf

My name is Lyla, I hail from the United States where I spend my time drawing Once-lers and playing hockey :)

I usually reblog the random things that make me laugh, and/or the sex gods Austin Carlile, Kellin Quinn, Spook and Swag Once-ler.

If you have any questions or want to commission me something please ask!



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tornadodog:

matoba-sama:

friendlierterms:

lunarflowerhymn:

alukaforyou:

daddyerwinsmith:

imagine if these were the straps for 3MG in SNK

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yes.

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It happened. 

Party Corps, move out.

first and last snk cos

combine it with this

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blazecal:

replace all the vowels in your name with the letter ‘a’ gO 

fuckitfireeverything:

themaraudersaredead:

The Harry Potter epilogue takes place in 2017, which means not only have those kids already seen Pacific Rim, but they have been subjected to Pacific Rim 2.

this is probably what “all was well” was referring to.

quere:

emillu:

NEW PALLETS!!!!!! Pleeaaassse send a number and character if your interested! I’m super excited about all these new colors! Ive gone through all the other ones on the last pallet! So send them if you like!!! I love doing this to show my appreciation for and thank all of my awesome followers!!! And its a good distraction and project for me right now. 
Thank you guys! I LOVE YOU
GO AHEAD AND SEND THEM!

Ahhhh sweet colors! lets do it :) <333 

quere:

emillu:

NEW PALLETS!!!!!! Pleeaaassse send a number and character if your interested! I’m super excited about all these new colors! Ive gone through all the other ones on the last pallet! So send them if you like!!! I love doing this to show my appreciation for and thank all of my awesome followers!!! And its a good distraction and project for me right now. 

Thank you guys! I LOVE YOU

GO AHEAD AND SEND THEM!

Ahhhh sweet colors! lets do it :) <333 

hotsuburbandad:

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

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Song: No One's Gonna Find Her in the Dark
Album: Too Weird to Live, Too Rare to Die/ Save Rock and Roll
Played: 101,823 times.

despicablymoi:

Prepare for an eargasm. (x)

Mashup of Miss Jackson by Panic! At the Disco and My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark by Fall Out Boy

reminysce:

I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.

harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

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TEAM JACOB

marinashutup:

it’s weird to think that everyone views you differently like one person might think you put the stars in the sky and another person could think you crawled out of the pits of hell and are here to drag them down with you

mishasminions:

just-a-little-snowflake:

intergalacticju:

opticallyaroused:

A Painting Made From Pieces of Glass



The most broken pieces can become a masterpiece

HOW

mishasminions:

just-a-little-snowflake:

intergalacticju:

opticallyaroused:

A Painting Made From Pieces of Glass

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The most broken pieces can become a masterpiece

HOW

awkwardkarkat:

iamnotasweetie:

I’m sure someone must have done this before

Please tell me someone did this before

If someone did not do this before I’ll be really disappointed 

ok ok so story time
one time i was cosplaying as 50sstuck!Dirk with a leather jacket and my hella shades and someone asked if i was the leader of the squirtle squad and of course i said fuck yes i am
i then had an epiphany and gathered as many daves as possible and i led them through the convention center in a parade of idiocy and unironic shades

we were the strider squad

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!  Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

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Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

reasons to play skyrim:

mutisija:

  • interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want)
  • you can kill things by yelling at them
  • you can punch bears
  • you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone’s pocket
  • there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place

demon-gliter:

emkaymlp:

elusivist:

darn-you-cumberbatch:

Meanwhile on the set of Avengers 2…

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Is that…?

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EEEEEEP!

IS EVERYONE IGNORING THE FACT THAT THAT’S SPIDERMAN’S COSTUME

nah man everyone’s interested in the dude with a bottle of sprite in his pocket OF COURSE WE SEE SPIDERMANS COSTUME

i don’t know man that bottle sprite tho